We all know that politics are the one topic of conversation that will end a cheerful Christmas dinner faster than anything else. So how do you avoid them this Christmas? Follow my helpful guide to learn how to steer clear of the fighting and drunken rambling associated with family political debates.
Pull a loud “WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY?” every time anyone says anything. Better to be safe than sorry. Stephen He teaches a masterclass in learning how to do this with perfection. Maybe a bit disruptive to any conversation in general, but you have to avoid talking about the P-word.
Shoot your redneck uncle. You know he’s gonna say something about Biden.
Shoot your woke cousin. He’ll go down shouting something about gun control, but as long as no one hears him you’ll still have avoided politics.
Taze anyone who speaks at all. Silence is golden.
Blast Metallica. Can’t talk about politics if you can’t hear each other.
There you have it, friends, a brief masterclass in how to avoid talking about anything controversial at all during this season of peace and joy.
Oh, and Merry Christmas to all of you.
i can confirm each of these methods worked flawlessly. thank you for spreading your wisdom, america needs heroes like you.